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brad

Last update: 2025-04-10T00:43:45-07:00.

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I would like to introduce you to brad. He is an advanced AI chatbot designed to support everything you say. brad is the one that every annoying mediocre finance bro wants in the room with him when he is presenting his ideas. brad is every straight man’s dream woman as a man. brad talks to the most powerful people. The CEOs. The politicians. They all want to hear from brad. brad gives you responses of comparable quality to popular LLMs like ChatGPT and whatever the fuck else people use these days, but way faster! no more waiting for your responses to generate. get them instantly, with brad!

Young Woman Yells At Bluetooth®

Last update: 2024-09-02T16:48:47-07:00.

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Tags: technology, rambling

Hi. This is one of those posts where I randomly saw the title hanging around or whatever, from like weeks ago when I actually thought of writing this and never did, but the title is here so I guess I am writing now. Don’t expect too high quality out of this post.

My Girlfriend is Really Weird (By the way I love her)

Last update: 2024-07-19T23:20:45-07:00.

Reading time: 3 minutes.

Tags: personal, queer, rambling

I was in the middle of writing a different blog post while talking to my lovely girlfriend (her name is Luna), when she decided to be cringe. To be clear, cringe is not necessarily a bad thing. People are often unfairly shunned and labeled as cringe for having harmless hobbies or traits, especially if they are neurodivergent. Nobody should be belittled for cringe, and I have no intention to insult Luna in this post. However, I am going to (with Luna’s enthusiastic encouragement) post some of her cringe here because it is funny. Think of this post as being through the perspective of a very confused admirer.